(Conversations with My Cat)
Guess what kind of mess I’m in?
You have kittens on the way?
Yes. What if their eyes are crossed?
Give them a toss and they’ll uncross.
Or, keep them on leashes and let them eat peaches.
What if their tails are short or their hair is curly?
That will just make them girlie.
What if their mittens are not done when they come?
You shall have cold kittens without mittens.
What if they cannot meow?
Then you will teach them how.
What if one of them is blue????
Then you will be famous!
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